"how many tv shows do you watch?"
when you receive a sweet anon out of nowhere and you’re like
when ur doing a class presentation as a group and ur waiting for ur turn to talk
Hank did not use my favorite, though: What’s the difference between a novelist and a large pepperoni pizza? A large pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four.
did i allow u to have fun without me
*grabs my own ass* nice
*crosses fingers that shark boy and lava girl are in the 2nd avengers movie*
are vegans allowed to drive since gasoline is made from fossil fuels meaning dinosaurs had to DIE for you to drive that car you fucking pig