I only have 4 moods:
- fuck this
- fuck that
- fuck me
- fuck you
You sing along to Panic At The Disco or you hop out of my car and walk
by Fall Out Boy
if you don’t understand why this is funny, I don’t think I can explain it to you.
by Panic! At The Disco
shout out to my mom for making the most perfect kid ever
congratulations to your sibling
Ellen should win an Oscar for being Ellen
"and the oscar for best ellen degeneres goes to…. ellen degeneres"
"And the oscar for best Leonardo Dicaprio goes to … Ellen Degeneres"
What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way
I wish real life was more like the show adventure time
mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous
what are the symptoms of being fergalicious