This blog is dedicated to the funniest shit here on tumblr!

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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What the fuck is that

(via johnnychristjizzedinmypants)

cliterallysame:

this is honestly my favorite post

(Source: seththewolf, via britaniknights)

stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

(via crazy--boy)

(Source: memewhore, via wwexcmpunk)

vagisodium:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

vagisodium:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

(Source: ryulongd, via samizayn)

greed:

so i tried to pull an april fools joke on my mom and

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(via pizza)

lindsaylohoean:

when parents make sex jokes around you thinking you don’t get itimage

(via littlemissrocknroll93)

(Source: aviscranio, via punkxgirl)

twinkle-twinkle-little-fuck:

group projects when no one knows what they’re doing

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(via laugh-addict)

jason derulos first words: jason derulo